What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:12

Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
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Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.